{"title":"The Battery Series","description":"\u003cp\u003ePick your type, wear your charge. The 2 Jays Battery Series — social, sarcasm, mom, dad, and every drained mood in between.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"social-battery-0-funny-introvert-shirt-garment-dyed-comfort-tee","title":"Social Battery 0% Funny Introvert Shirt | Garment-Dyed Comfort Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe original 2 Jays battery tee. 0% social charge — please recharge later. Or never. Heavyweight garment-dyed comfort. Humor you can wear.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48012338921693,"sku":"2J-04-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48012338954461,"sku":"2J-04-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48012338987229,"sku":"2J-04-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48012339019997,"sku":"2J-04-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48012339052765,"sku":"2J-04-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48012339085533,"sku":"2J-04-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/04-social-battery_0180dc03-67bd-4638-9150-44ebb1ea9767.jpg?v=1781466370"},{"product_id":"mom-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Mom Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Mom Battery tee — 5% — powered by cold coffee and snack requests. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48012339118301,"sku":"2J-09-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48012339151069,"sku":"2J-09-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48012339183837,"sku":"2J-09-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48012339216605,"sku":"2J-09-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48012339249373,"sku":"2J-09-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48012339282141,"sku":"2J-09-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/09-mom-battery_00a40521-52c1-4cb9-96cd-de25e4397c30.jpg?v=1781480542"},{"product_id":"nurse-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Nurse Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Nurse Battery tee — 1% — running on caffeine and adrenaline. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48012340199645,"sku":"2J-12-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48012340232413,"sku":"2J-12-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48012340265181,"sku":"2J-12-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48012340297949,"sku":"2J-12-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48012340330717,"sku":"2J-12-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48012340363485,"sku":"2J-12-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/12-nurse-battery_35d472c1-8953-4d29-b5fe-6d47b67dee0c.jpg?v=1781482898"},{"product_id":"sarcasm-battery-100-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Sarcasm Battery 100% Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Sarcasm Battery tee — 100% — fully operational. Unfortunately. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48012340494557,"sku":"2J-25-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48012340527325,"sku":"2J-25-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48012340560093,"sku":"2J-25-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48012340592861,"sku":"2J-25-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48012340625629,"sku":"2J-25-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48012340658397,"sku":"2J-25-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/25-sarcasm-battery_be49c7f5-e31f-4e51-a7d1-da7bea50e5b9.jpg?v=1781482898"},{"product_id":"dad-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Dad Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Dad Battery tee — 15% — recharges in the garage. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48013061849309,"sku":"2J-10-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48013061882077,"sku":"2J-10-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48013061914845,"sku":"2J-10-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48013061947613,"sku":"2J-10-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48013061980381,"sku":"2J-10-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48013062013149,"sku":"2J-10-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/10-dad-battery_e461f8f8-f72d-4f99-b33f-892e153720cd.jpg?v=1781480544"},{"product_id":"teacher-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Teacher Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Teacher Battery tee — 2% — fully recharges in June. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48013062045917,"sku":"2J-11-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48013062078685,"sku":"2J-11-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48013062111453,"sku":"2J-11-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48013062144221,"sku":"2J-11-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48013062176989,"sku":"2J-11-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48013062209757,"sku":"2J-11-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/11-teacher-battery_f646f744-3aed-4ef3-ad5b-9bcf8c433d17.jpg?v=1781482900"},{"product_id":"monday-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Monday Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Monday Battery tee — 0% — try again Thursday. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48013062799581,"sku":"2J-13-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48013062832349,"sku":"2J-13-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48013062865117,"sku":"2J-13-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48013062897885,"sku":"2J-13-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48013062930653,"sku":"2J-13-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48013062963421,"sku":"2J-13-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/13-monday-battery_28375879-07cb-49b1-a4f7-421b8b7de1a2.jpg?v=1781482901"},{"product_id":"patience-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Patience Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Patience Battery tee — 3% — low power mode: permanent. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48013062996189,"sku":"2J-14-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48013063028957,"sku":"2J-14-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48013063061725,"sku":"2J-14-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48013063094493,"sku":"2J-14-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48013063127261,"sku":"2J-14-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48013063160029,"sku":"2J-14-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/14-patience-battery_b78b2c8e-8f9e-4bf0-8f26-836f46c017ac.jpg?v=1781482901"},{"product_id":"introvert-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Introvert Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Introvert Battery tee — 0% — last charged 2019. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48013063192797,"sku":"2J-15-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48013063225565,"sku":"2J-15-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48013063258333,"sku":"2J-15-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48013063291101,"sku":"2J-15-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48013063323869,"sku":"2J-15-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48013063356637,"sku":"2J-15-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/15-introvert-battery_05b8e59e-9f85-4ef7-adfc-35a33d6556df.jpg?v=1781482901"},{"product_id":"stamina-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Stamina Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Stamina Battery tee — 100% — no gym required. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48013063389405,"sku":"2J-16-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48013063422173,"sku":"2J-16-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48013063454941,"sku":"2J-16-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48013063487709,"sku":"2J-16-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48013063520477,"sku":"2J-16-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48013063553245,"sku":"2J-16-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/16-stamina-battery_bcd3f59b-84ed-4cff-a9dd-0cf3fb0347bb.jpg?v=1781482901"},{"product_id":"electrician-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Electrician Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Electrician Battery tee — 0% — yes, we see the irony. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48013065289949,"sku":"2J-19-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48013065322717,"sku":"2J-19-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48013065355485,"sku":"2J-19-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48013065388253,"sku":"2J-19-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48013065421021,"sku":"2J-19-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48013065453789,"sku":"2J-19-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/19-electrician-battery_5a023ccd-e2c6-445f-80b2-f41635f581ac.jpg?v=1781482967"},{"product_id":"mechanic-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Mechanic Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Mechanic Battery tee — 8% — still runs better than your car. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48013065486557,"sku":"2J-20-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48013065519325,"sku":"2J-20-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48013065552093,"sku":"2J-20-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48013065584861,"sku":"2J-20-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48013065617629,"sku":"2J-20-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48013065650397,"sku":"2J-20-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/20-mechanic-battery_f0eb993a-783f-465e-992c-bcb965e614d1.jpg?v=1781482967"},{"product_id":"it-guy-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"IT Guy Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe IT Guy Battery tee — 0% — try turning me off and back on. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48013065683165,"sku":"2J-21-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48013065715933,"sku":"2J-21-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48013065748701,"sku":"2J-21-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48013065781469,"sku":"2J-21-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48013065814237,"sku":"2J-21-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48013065847005,"sku":"2J-21-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/21-it-guy-battery_a255ded6-7a7f-4790-b748-dd44b75fe8ee.jpg?v=1781482968"},{"product_id":"retail-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Retail Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Retail Battery tee — 1% — the customer is rarely right. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48013065879773,"sku":"2J-22-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48013065912541,"sku":"2J-22-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48013065945309,"sku":"2J-22-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48013065978077,"sku":"2J-22-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48013066010845,"sku":"2J-22-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48013066043613,"sku":"2J-22-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/22-retail-battery_866a28ac-ea3c-4ca4-b110-fc058c310611.jpg?v=1781482968"},{"product_id":"accountant-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Accountant Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Accountant Battery tee — 2% — recharges April 16th. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48013066109149,"sku":"2J-23-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48013066141917,"sku":"2J-23-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48013066174685,"sku":"2J-23-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48013066207453,"sku":"2J-23-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48013066240221,"sku":"2J-23-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48013066272989,"sku":"2J-23-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/23-accountant-battery_c099ca24-a4fa-45db-9ed2-9b17634cb3cf.jpg?v=1781482968"},{"product_id":"bartender-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Bartender Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Bartender Battery tee — 6% — tips accelerate charging. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48013066502365,"sku":"2J-24-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48013066535133,"sku":"2J-24-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48013066567901,"sku":"2J-24-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48013066600669,"sku":"2J-24-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48013066633437,"sku":"2J-24-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48013066666205,"sku":"2J-24-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/24-bartender-battery_6491495c-a756-4afd-8e08-5d007cee15b8.jpg?v=1781482968"},{"product_id":"adulting-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Adulting Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Adulting Battery tee — 4% — this is fine. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48013066698973,"sku":"2J-26-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48013066731741,"sku":"2J-26-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48013066764509,"sku":"2J-26-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48013066797277,"sku":"2J-26-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48013066830045,"sku":"2J-26-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48013066862813,"sku":"2J-26-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/26-adulting-battery_d5af2280-24d5-4e6e-a1ac-4cee28c0ed0b.jpg?v=1781482968"},{"product_id":"small-talk-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Small Talk Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Small Talk Battery tee — 0% — nice weather though. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48013066895581,"sku":"2J-27-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48013066928349,"sku":"2J-27-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48013066961117,"sku":"2J-27-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48013066993885,"sku":"2J-27-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48013067026653,"sku":"2J-27-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48013067059421,"sku":"2J-27-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/27-smalltalk-battery_dc18a190-b6c0-4931-9726-d70df202bd1d.jpg?v=1781482969"},{"product_id":"weekend-battery-funny-t-shirt-soft-unisex-tee-sarcastic-gift","title":"Weekend Battery Funny T-Shirt | Soft Unisex Tee | Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Weekend Battery tee — 100% — do not disturb until Monday. Part of the 2 Jays Battery Series: pick your type, wear your charge.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2 Jays Apparel","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48013067092189,"sku":"2J-28-S","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48013067124957,"sku":"2J-28-M","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48013067157725,"sku":"2J-28-L","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48013067190493,"sku":"2J-28-XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48013067223261,"sku":"2J-28-2XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48013067256029,"sku":"2J-28-3XL","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/7680\/7901\/files\/28-weekend-battery_abed3f3c-6dd1-4174-9dd2-e4411f262fb8.jpg?v=1781482969"}],"url":"https:\/\/2-jays-apparel.com\/collections\/the-battery-series.oembed","provider":"2 Jay’s Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}