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Sarcasm Loading (VIDEO — file in Store/videos/)

POV: your sarcasm bar is stuck at 99% and refuses to load. Some people run on coffee. We run on dry comebacks and zero patience. Grab the Sarcasm Loading tee before your filter finishes buffering. 25% OFF code 2JAYDADS250 (ends July 5) #2jaysapparel #sarcasmtee #funnytshirts #humoryoucanwear

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Social Battery 0%

Official 2 Jays POV: it's 4pm and your social battery hit zero. So we made the shirt. Tag your fellow introvert. -> two-jays-apparel.com #introvert #socialbattery #funnytshirts #2jaysapparel #humoryoucanwear

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Cardio Is a Suggestion

From 2 Jays - cardio is a suggestion, not a rule. Tag your gym-skipping bestie. -> two-jays-apparel.com #gymhumor #cardio #restday #funnyshirts #2jaysapparel

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Big Dill Energy

Big Dill Energy only. From 2 Jays Apparel. Tag someone who's got it. -> two-jays-apparel.com #bigdillenergy #pun #picklelover #funnyshirts #2jaysapparel

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Mom Battery 1%

Official 2 Jays Mom battery at 1% and still running the whole house. Tag a mom who needs this. -> two-jays-apparel.com #momlife #momhumor #funnyshirts #2jaysapparel

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You're Grilling Me, Champ

2 Jays BBQ dad energy. I have a very particular set of grills. Tag your grill master. -> two-jays-apparel.com #bbqdad #grilling #dadjokes #funnyshirts #2jaysapparel

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Sarcasm Battery 100%

From 2 Jays - sarcasm battery: fully charged, always. -> two-jays-apparel.com #sarcasm #funnytshirts #2jaysapparel #humoryoucanwear

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No Plate Like Home

2 Jays game-day pun. There's no plate like home. Tag your baseball fam. -> two-jays-apparel.com #baseball #gameday #puns #funnyshirts #2jaysapparel

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Sorry I'm Late

Official 2 Jays tee for the proudly antisocial - Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. -> two-jays-apparel.com #2jaysapparel #introvertlife #funnytshirts #memetees

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Grill Sergeant Licensed to Flip

Official 2 Jays grill-season gear - Grill Sergeant: Licensed to Flip. -> two-jays-apparel.com #2jaysapparel #grillsergeant #bbqdad #dadtshirts

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Dad Jokes A-Parent

Official 2 Jays dad-joke classic - I only make dad jokes when I'm being a-parent. -> two-jays-apparel.com #2jaysapparel #dadjokes #punny #funnytshirts

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Social Battery 1%

Official 2 Jays When your social battery hits 1% and you're already planning your exit. -> two-jays-apparel.com #introvert #socialbattery #2jaysapparel

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Grillin and Chillin

Official 2 Jays Grillin and chillin is a lifestyle, not a hobby. -> two-jays-apparel.com #bbqdad #grilling #dadhumor #2jaysapparel

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Anti-Gravity Book

Official 2 Jays I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... impossible to put down. -> two-jays-apparel.com #dadjokes #puns #funnytshirts #2jaysapparel

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Socially Charged at 2%

Official 2 Jays gear for the proudly low-battery. Social meter at 2%, recharge in peace. -> two-jays-apparel.com #2jaysapparel #introvertlife #battery

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King of the Grill

Official 2 Jays crown for the backyard legend, licensed to flip and over-share BBQ tips. -> two-jays-apparel.com #2jaysapparel #grilldad #bbqhumor

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Donut Worry, Be Happy

Official 2 Jays mood: donut worry, be happy. Sweet, silly, good vibes. -> two-jays-apparel.com #2jaysapparel #foodpuns #donut #goodvibes

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Sorry I'm Late v2

Official 2 Jays introvert starter pack. I'll be there at 7 = I'm hoping it gets cancelled. -> two-jays-apparel.com #2jaysapparel #introvertlife #socialbattery

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Grill Sergeant Low and Slow

Official 2 Jays gear for the backyard boss. Low, slow, in charge of the grill. -> two-jays-apparel.com #2jaysapparel #grillsergeant #bbqdad

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Not Arguing, Explaining

Official 2 Jays uniform for people who are simply, factually, always correct. -> two-jays-apparel.com #2jaysapparel #sarcasm #alwaysright

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Social Battery 06-24

Official 2 Jays gear for the chronically people'd-out. Social battery at 1%, do not disturb. -> two-jays-apparel.com #2jaysapparel #introvert #socialbattery

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Grill Sergeant 06-24

Official 2 Jays uniform for the backyard commander. Yes Chef, No Chef, Medium-Rare Chef. -> two-jays-apparel.com #2jaysapparel #bbqdad #grilling

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Anti-Gravity 06-24

Official 2 Jays tee for pun lovers. Book about anti-gravity - impossible to put down. -> two-jays-apparel.com #2jaysapparel #dadjokes #puns

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2 Jays Posting Hub

Sarcasm Loading (VIDEO — file in Store/videos/)

Social Battery 0%

Cardio Is a Suggestion

Big Dill Energy

Mom Battery 1%

You're Grilling Me, Champ

Sarcasm Battery 100%

No Plate Like Home

Sorry I'm Late

Grill Sergeant Licensed to Flip

Dad Jokes A-Parent

Social Battery 1%

Grillin and Chillin

Anti-Gravity Book

Socially Charged at 2%

King of the Grill

Donut Worry, Be Happy

Sorry I'm Late v2

Grill Sergeant Low and Slow

Not Arguing, Explaining

Social Battery 06-24

Grill Sergeant 06-24

Anti-Gravity 06-24