2 Jays — All Tees

🔞🧟 Big Stiff PEST CONTROL — "we handle crabs, no questions"

🧟 Bitchy — "I put the DED in dedication"

🧟 Bitchy REALTY — "closing on your dead body"

🔞🧟 S&B — STILL BANGING SIX FEET UNDER — "till death? cute."

🧟 Bitchy — "raised by wolves, fueled by wine"

🧟 Big Stiff HOCKEY — "our checks send you to the gravesite"

🧟 Big Stiff THANKSGIVING — "we stuff it good and deep"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff LAWN CARE — "I'll mow your bush nice & smooth"

🧟 Big Stiff PIZZA — "we toss it, spread it 'til it's hot"

🧟 Big Stiff WELDING — "we light you up & melt you down"

🧟 Big Stiff DOG WALKING — "we never come back the same"

🧟 Big Stiff LAW — "dead to rights"

🧟 Big Stiff CHIRO — "we'll crack you good"

🧟 Big Stiff SECURITY — "dead serious"

🧟 Big Stiff CYCLING — "we ride hard"

🧟 Big Stiff PICKLEBALL — "always ready to serve"

🧟 Big Stiff HUNTING — "dead-eye every time"

🧟 Big Stiff DINER — "open 'til we drop"

🧟 Big Stiff TACO TRUCK — "get it while it's still moving"

🧟 Big Stiff FENCING — "we post it deep"

🔞🧟 S&B — ROT & ROLL ALL NIGHT — "we don't need a pulse to keep going"

🔞🧟 S&B — THE BONE ZONE — "population: two"

🔞🧟 S&B — HE ALWAYS RISES — "from the dead, and other places"