Funny Tees

Big Stiff Electric — Zombie Tee

🧟 Zombie Couple — STILL TOGETHER, STILL ROTTING — "40 years and falling apart, literally"

🧟💍 Zombie Couple — TILL DEATH DO US PART — "...we said. rookie mistake."

🧟 Bitchy BAKERY — "nice buns, warm & fresh"

🧟 Bitchy TATTOO — "we go bone deep"

🧟 Bitchy — "wine 'til I'm undead"

🔞 Soggy Beaver BBQ

🔞 I'm Not A Taxidermist (Stuff Your Beaver)

People: 1 Star, Would Not Recommend

Can't Go To Hell (Satan's Restraining Order)

I Have Stability (Ability To Stab)

Enjoy Your 20s-40s / Check Engine Light (Zombie)

Electricity Explained (science teacher humor)

I Don't Work Here, I'm Employed Here

Single So Long I Look Like A Dollar Bill

If You're Flirting With Me, Be Specific (I'm Clueless)

🔞 I Screw. I Nut. I Bolt.

🔞 All You Can Eat Beaver - Open 24 Hours

If You're Flirting With Me, Be Specific (I'm Clueless)

Fact Of Life: Mon+Tue = WTF Calendar

🔞 Overworked & Underfucked

I Can't Even Afford To Pay Attention

Pay Attention Kid / Can't Afford To (combo)