Stiffy & Bitchy
The 2 Jays undead humor line — Big Stiff & Bitchy zombie pun tees.
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🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — THE COUPLE THAT SLAYS TOGETHER — "stays together" -
🧟 Big Stiff PIZZA — "we toss it, spread it 'til it's hot" -
🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — PARTNERS IN SLIME — "till we rot" -
🧟 Big Stiff PIZZA — "we toss it, spread it 'til it's hot" -
🔞🧟 Big Stiff PROCTOLOGY — "we get to the bottom of it" -
🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — YOU HAD ME AT BRAINS — "forever hungry for you" -
🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — YOUR FAVORITE DEAD COUPLE — "rest in pieces" -
🧟 Zombie Couple — STILL TOGETHER, STILL ROTTING — "40 years and falling apart, literally" -
🧟 Bitchy DINER — "today's special: me" -
🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — A MATCH MADE IN THE MORGUE — "death do us... nah" -
🔞🧟 Bitchy DENTAL — "open wide for me" -
🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — LOVE AT FIRST BITE — "he had me at brains" -
🔞🧟 Big Stiff LAWN CARE — "I'll mow your bush nice & smooth" -
🧟 Big Stiff HOCKEY — "our checks send you to the gravesite" -
🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — DECOMPOSING TOGETHER — "since forever" -
🧟 Big Stiff BOTANY — "we're growing on you" -
🧟 Big Stiff CIO — "dead systems, live problems" -
🧟 Big Stiff VP OF IT — "have you tried reincarnating it?" -
🧟 Bitchy SALES — "closing deals, dead or alive" -
🧟 Big Stiff CRIMINAL — "caught dead-handed" -
🧟 Big Stiff CHEF — "our specialty is dead meat" -
🔞🧟 Bitchy WAXING — "we rip it ALL off" -
🧟 Big Stiff SANITATION — "we take out the dead weight" -
🧟 Bitchy AIR — "buh-bye now, forever"
