Stiffy & Bitchy

🧟 Big Stiff PILOT — "cleared for the afterlife"

🧟 Big Stiff CONVICT — "doing life AND death"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff PIMP — "pimpin' ain't dead"

🧟 Big Stiff DELIVERY — "we always come, eventually"

🔞🧟 Bitchy TOY STORE — "we've got what you're dying for"

🧟 Big Stiff CFO — "we're in the red AND dead"

🔞🧟 Bitchy LAW — "I'll get you off"

🧟 Big Stiff POLICE — "dead to serve & protect"

🧟 Big Stiff CONSTRUCTION — "built to last forever"

🧟 Big Stiff CISO — "our firewall died too"

🔞🧟 Bitchy NAILS — "we handle your tips"

🧟 Big Stiff FISHING — "gone fishin', never came back"

🧟 Bitchy NURSE — "this won't hurt me a bit"

🧟 Bitchy — "raised by wolves, fueled by wine"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff DAIRY — "we milk it 'til the last drop"

🧟 Bitchy — "I put the DED in dedication"

🧟 Big Stiff HOCKEY — "our checks send you to the gravesite"

🧟 Big Stiff WELDING — "we light you up & melt you down"

🧟 Big Stiff THANKSGIVING — "we stuff it good and deep"

🧟 Big Stiff SECURITY — "dead serious"

🧟 Big Stiff FENCING — "we post it deep"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff PEST CONTROL — "we handle crabs, no questions"

🧟 Bitchy REALTY — "closing on your dead body"